Alexei Sayle: "I have a brain for money."
Not in terms of Marxist I am little bourgeois because as a comedian, I own my own means of production - selling tickets. If I can't seem to be more Socialist is possible, given that.
I am cautious. I saw many comedians make some concerts just for the money and never really, I wanted to do. Fortunately for over the years, I've paid well enough for what I did, so I can turn some things because I have no need of money. It also helps that I am not an extravagant lifestyle, I'm not mean, but I try and use caution.I would like to find the cheapest petrol by exemple.Nous station were down the a1, the other day and is relatively low on fuel from gas stations and were almost empty waiting until we could be doing Sainsbury.
We have separate bank accounts, but Linda looks after the operation of our finances in detail.It is very good with it and fortunately, we have the same inclinations.
At the end of the 1980s, someone buy me some mutual funds convaincu.Ils have lost everything immediately 10pc value, therefore I their cashed just YH ' I never new - today I am just trying to spread my money around and not go for anything a high risk.
We have a financial advisor and recommended investments ethical funds for us, but we have tried to spread the money we are among those which, from our savings and we had in Britain and Spain property accounts.
Linda would probably, but I don't get involved.
We have an apartment in three bedrooms in a villa with three bedrooms in the South of the Spain, we purchased 11 years ago and Bloomsbury, we bought in 1988.I'm happy with our flat - we never thought about moving or climb across the property because I feel a House is a place to live, not something to make money. Let us our villa vacationers when we're not here, I know is a very capitalist thing to do, but it makes me feel mieux.Après everything when it is empty I just feel guilty about wasting it.We did go there ourselves for a few months each year.
I understand very well. Bamboozles me money and I don't really understand how pensions. I guess I have a brain of money and I do not see the matrix silver as other personnes.Je do not really understand how investments.
Yes, I have a pension.When I first started recording in a told me that I would receive millions of pounds when I retired, but I think that what is actually it me will be approximately £ 300.Ils have not performed spectacularly well - Linda looks after them and we put the amount each year make tax deductible.
My races of Condor cycle.I had lots of bikes and one that I use now that I bought there are about five years to £ 1,000 YH ' love just the quality thereof.
I've always been bad with cars because I would like to buy cars that not many other people, which means they depreciate disabling.The last two cars that I owned were a Rover 800 cutting and Alfa Romeo 166, and I literally nothing did return for upgrading leur.Ils cost them me £ 27,000 were both useless when it comes to my next purchase.They are cars that rarely see you on the road, but I would not feel happy driving a Ford - my sense of identity could be subverted.
I always use much cash because I hate the supermarket when you see someone pulling on a card for an item that costs 50 percent - is absurde.Pour keep cash for small things.
Non, je n'ai - NatWest.Ils black offer that a good case, I think because you pay an annual fee of £ 250, but you get things such as roadside assistance, airport lounges and travel insurance included.
I am not extravagant.If boards are included in the Bill and then I leave more, but if the tip is not included then I leave between 10 and 15 %.Je approves how advanced levels appear to be dating back to 20 cent.lorsque you eat in Spain, charges is not added - considering all paid for by the price meals and that appears to be a better system for me.
Ten or fifteen years ago, I owned nine bicycles in same temps.Je didn't really a room to store all, but we had a house in the country, so I kept some it .c ' was just a small house Council of Northamptonshire, and I really don't know why we bought (probably because we have had many friends in the region), but we have sold some 11 years ago and bought the Spain site instead of cela.Je couldn't store my bike out there so I had to whittle in my collection.
We have developed installation in place, but we have not started to use it .and I think that it is better to pay a cheque in a branch and have stamped correctly any manière.Cette online banking way leads to madness.
Non - people still buy books like ils.Et Stalin Ate my homework, my last book will be more popular than my other books.
We had a very nice time in Australia last year three semaines.Je doing a festival it so I didn't have to pay for my travel, what makes a good case.
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